Posted by Guruman on January 04, 1999 at 23:48:02:
More comic relief, in the form of ridiculous 'randomized' powerups/items/game modes... think "NBA Jam" or "Hit The Ice" ...
(1) Clown shoes - HONK HONK HONK plus a 25% reduction in speed!
(2) Monkey on your back - SCREECH! SCREECH! OOH OOH OOH AAA AAA AAA!
(3) Cyclops mode - bright red laser beam coming out of your head pointing straight ahead!
(4) Exploding Whoopie cushion tripmines - 'nuff said! Phbbbbbt ... tickticktickBOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(5) Smoke break mode - a small red cherry visible on the end of yer smoke (illuminates you when you take a drag) with occasional coughing ...
ok, fine, i'll shut up now. :)